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Kol Kevudah 29 Mar 2022 17:57 #379303

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we are sorry that we need to take a stand
but l'maan hakedushah we must demand
that women shoppers and clients adhere to this plan
whether you're freidel, genendel, ruth or suzanne

men behind the counter are gazing at your pinky
and some were even caught smelling your aroma - ever so stinky
so from here and on, you must wear a woolen glove
and no more perfume - of which you (and they) do love

we cannot be quiet and look the other way (maybe he should)
when you remain in the store for an extended stay
even three seconds is more than enough
for a man to desire, and all the rest of that stuff

your coat must be buttoned tight until your face does turn blue
for what if you bend down to tie one of your shoes
we cannot afford to take that chance
for down your blouse, he might take a glance

perhaps a barooka and the entire muslim garb
and for breakfast make sure that you eat enough carbs
to enter reshus harabim, 180 you must weigh
salads and fruit, no more buffet
size 16 and 18, not a 2 and a 4
looking good is in the past, sorry, no more
i hope you're beginning to chap this vichtige point
and follow the rules before entering this joint

men can't be nichshal because you're looking hot
whether standing or sitting, or chas veshalom a squat
and any heels whatsoever is a thing of the past
anyways it's better - so your shoes will last

6 feet from the cash register, you must remain at all times
follow instructions, read all the signs
any man who's meharer because of you mademoiselle
bring on the logs, you'll surely burn in hell

if you don't like this, it's fine, go take a walk
and read that book again from good old rabbi falk
the men will be ready and armed with a basket-full of eggs
if you ever dare for a moment to cross over your legs! 
I'm all about that (substantial) bass, no trouble ....

Re: Kol Kevudah 29 Mar 2022 18:01 #379304

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Umm, bizarre.

Re: Kol Kevudah 29 Mar 2022 18:02 #379305

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Trouble wrote on 29 Mar 2022 17:57:
we are sorry that we need to take a stand
but l'maan hakedushah we must demand
that women shoppers and clients adhere to this plan
whether you're freidel, genendel, ruth or suzanne

men behind the counter are gazing at your pinky
and some were even caught smelling your aroma - ever so stinky
so from here and on, you must wear a woolen glove
and no more perfume - of which you (and they) do love

we cannot be quiet and look the other way (maybe he should)
when you remain in the store for an extended stay
even three seconds is more than enough
for a man to desire, and all the rest of that stuff

your coat must be buttoned tight until your face does turn blue
for what if you bend down to tie one of your shoes
we cannot afford to take that chance
for down your blouse, he might take a glance

perhaps a barooka and the entire muslim garb
and for breakfast make sure that you eat enough carbs
to enter reshus harabim, 180 you must weigh
salads and fruit, no more buffet
size 16 and 18, not a 2 and a 4
looking good is in the past, sorry, no more
i hope you're beginning to chap this vichtige point
and follow the rules before entering this joint

men can't be nichshal because you're looking hot
whether standing or sitting, or chas veshalom a squat
and any heels whatsoever is a thing of the past
anyways it's better - so your shoes will last

6 feet from the cash register, you must remain at all times
follow instructions, read all the signs
any man who's meharer because of you mademoiselle
bring on the logs, you'll surely burn in hell

if you don't like this, it's fine, go take a walk
and read that book again from good old rabbi falk
the men will be ready and armed with a basket-full of eggs
if you ever dare for a moment to cross over your legs! 


don't know about you, but I'm becoming a shoe salesman!
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Re: Kol Kevudah 29 Mar 2022 18:05 #379306

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FYI I called the woman who published the poster. She was surprised and upset that it was put online, and explained that it was never intended for the men-folk, rather to be shared (by women) for women in child rens stores that are predominantly visited by women.

I asked that website to take it down.
The fact that they could put it up as they did was shameful, regardless…
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Re: Kol Kevudah 29 Mar 2022 18:14 #379308

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Markz wrote on 29 Mar 2022 18:05:
FYI I called the woman who published the poster. She was surprised and upset that it was put online, and explained that it was never intended for the men-folk, rather to be shared (by women) for women in child rens stores that are predominantly visited by women.

I asked that website to take it down.
The fact that they could put it up as they did was shameful, regardless…

why should they take it down? they will garner more traffic and sell more ads; isn't that what's important?
I'm all about that (substantial) bass, no trouble ....

Re: Kol Kevudah 30 Mar 2022 10:13 #379343

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Markz wrote on 29 Mar 2022 18:05:
FYI I called the woman who published the poster. She was surprised and upset that it was put online, and explained that it was never intended for the men-folk, rather to be shared (by women) for women in child rens stores that are predominantly visited by women.

I asked that website to take it down.
The fact that they could put it up as they did was shameful, regardless…

I admit to finding that a little strange and also naïve. 

But apart from that, why did she have to be so specific? Maybe she got a kick out of ladies kicking their legs... Though I doubt it. 

Ironically, in the pursuit of that extra kedusha and tznius (because if we just push that bit harder to cover off one more potential michshol Moshiach will come) she showed an astounding lack of awareness of tznius. 
I came.
I saw
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I failed. 
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Re: Kol Kevudah 30 Mar 2022 15:08 #379356

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Re: Kol Kevudah 31 Mar 2022 01:31 #379388

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Trouble wrote on 29 Mar 2022 18:14:

Markz wrote on 29 Mar 2022 18:05:
FYI I called the woman who published the poster. She was surprised and upset that it was put online, and explained that it was never intended for the men-folk, rather to be shared (by women) for women in child rens stores that are predominantly visited by women.

I asked that website to take it down.
The fact that they could put it up as they did was shameful, regardless…

why should they take it down? they will garner more traffic and sell more ads; isn't that what's important?

i hope they don’t accidentally crank up inappropriate ads, and this was just a start 

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Re: Kol Kevudah 31 Mar 2022 03:41 #379398

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Re: Kol Kevudah 31 Mar 2022 03:51 #379400

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News definitely does not help with addiction. Studies show that many people who follow politics are addicted to porn.

Re: Kol Kevudah 31 Aug 2022 17:14 #385367

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Trouble wrote on 29 Mar 2022 17:57:
we are sorry that we need to take a stand
but l'maan hakedushah we must demand
that women shoppers and clients adhere to this plan
whether you're freidel, genendel, ruth or suzanne

men behind the counter are gazing at your pinky
and some were even caught smelling your aroma - ever so stinky
so from here and on, you must wear a woolen glove
and no more perfume - of which you (and they) do love

we cannot be quiet and look the other way (maybe he should)
when you remain in the store for an extended stay
even three seconds is more than enough
for a man to desire, and all the rest of that stuff

your coat must be buttoned tight until your face does turn blue
for what if you bend down to tie one of your shoes
we cannot afford to take that chance
for down your blouse, he might take a glance

perhaps a barooka and the entire muslim garb
and for breakfast make sure that you eat enough carbs
to enter reshus harabim, 180 you must weigh
salads and fruit, no more buffet
size 16 and 18, not a 2 and a 4
looking good is in the past, sorry, no more
i hope you're beginning to chap this vichtige point
and follow the rules before entering this joint

men can't be nichshal because you're looking hot
whether standing or sitting, or chas veshalom a squat
and any heels whatsoever is a thing of the past
anyways it's better - so your shoes will last

6 feet from the cash register, you must remain at all times
follow instructions, read all the signs
any man who's meharer because of you mademoiselle
bring on the logs, you'll surely burn in hell

if you don't like this, it's fine, go take a walk
and read that book again from good old rabbi falk
the men will be ready and armed with a basket-full of eggs
if you ever dare for a moment to cross over your legs! 

Lol

This is intended to be a joke, right?
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Re: Kol Kevudah 31 Aug 2022 21:02 #385371

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Mesayin wrote on 31 Aug 2022 17:14:

Trouble wrote on 29 Mar 2022 17:57:
we are sorry that we need to take a stand
but l'maan hakedushah we must demand
that women shoppers and clients adhere to this plan
whether you're freidel, genendel, ruth or suzanne

men behind the counter are gazing at your pinky
and some were even caught smelling your aroma - ever so stinky
so from here and on, you must wear a woolen glove
and no more perfume - of which you (and they) do love

we cannot be quiet and look the other way (maybe he should)
when you remain in the store for an extended stay
even three seconds is more than enough
for a man to desire, and all the rest of that stuff

your coat must be buttoned tight until your face does turn blue
for what if you bend down to tie one of your shoes
we cannot afford to take that chance
for down your blouse, he might take a glance

perhaps a barooka and the entire muslim garb
and for breakfast make sure that you eat enough carbs
to enter reshus harabim, 180 you must weigh
salads and fruit, no more buffet
size 16 and 18, not a 2 and a 4
looking good is in the past, sorry, no more
i hope you're beginning to chap this vichtige point
and follow the rules before entering this joint

men can't be nichshal because you're looking hot
whether standing or sitting, or chas veshalom a squat
and any heels whatsoever is a thing of the past
anyways it's better - so your shoes will last

6 feet from the cash register, you must remain at all times
follow instructions, read all the signs
any man who's meharer because of you mademoiselle
bring on the logs, you'll surely burn in hell

if you don't like this, it's fine, go take a walk
and read that book again from good old rabbi falk
the men will be ready and armed with a basket-full of eggs
if you ever dare for a moment to cross over your legs! 

Lol

This is intended to be a joke, right?

I'd say it should say: "no more salads and fruits, bring on the buffet!"
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Re: Kol Kevudah 03 Feb 2023 00:18 #391542

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Larry Bird wrote on 31 Mar 2022 03:51:
News definitely does not help with addiction. Studies show that many people who follow politics are addicted to porn.

This is just as true.
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