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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Aug 2022 02:34 #384622

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Those of us that are “clean” because of cold showers - can you guess what we eat on thanksgiving?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Aug 2022 13:24 #384629

Markz wrote on 12 Aug 2022 02:34:
Those of us that are “clean” because of cold showers - can you guess what we eat on thanksgiving?

COLD TURKEY

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 16 Aug 2022 16:16 #384736

Hey, bug on my back, asked a fly. Are you a mite?

I mite be, giggled the mite.

The fly groaned, That's the worst joke I've ever heard!

Well, what do you expect? Said the mite. I came up with it on the fly.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Aug 2022 00:54 #385092

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A friend of mine and I were making our way through an automobile parking lot.  He is wheelchair-bound, and so he notices when other drivers do not park well in handicap spots, making it harder for other disabled drivers to get out of their vehicles.

"Look at the way that guy parked!  What a bum," he said.

I chastised him, "that's not a very nice attitude to have about someone!  You don't know what his disability is...!  After all, he might be blind..."

Last Edit: 24 Aug 2022 00:55 by turning.point.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Aug 2022 13:52 #385107

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I walked into the doctors office.
"What can I do for you sir," the Dr greeted me.
"Well Doc y'see I've been having some issues lately, everything my wife does irritates me, I can't let go of it. It is giving me high anxiety and I need medication."
The Dr said, "well what does she do that annoys you?" 
"Well she's happy to kiss the dog on the lips but won't drink from my glass!"
"Hmmmm, I see. How is communication?"
"Well doc i haven't actually spoken to her in 20 years, I didn't want to interrupt her!"
"Well, well, and what about dinner?"
"Oh, doc! She is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves!"
"Well sir I see your problem, you don't need medication."
"What do I need then?"
"Well you complain so much about your wife I can only say you are a terrible husband!"
"Well I want a second opinion!"
"Ok, you're ugly as well!"
Last Edit: 24 Aug 2022 13:53 by supremeone.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Sep 2022 22:53 #385644

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thats good!

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Sep 2022 02:42 #386033

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A Gut Voch, Gut Yuhr and a g’mar chasima tova to all!!!!
… Is it just me, or does saying “Gut Voch” on a Tuesday night feel kinda weird? I mean, we’re already halfway through the week…
Just my thoughts 
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