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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Nov 2010 15:38 #86562

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both are better than Potifar...
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Nov 2010 22:33 #86639

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HELP!!!


I am having an identity crisis!

Who am I??

What am I??

Where am I??
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Nov 2010 22:40 #86640

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check your CDL
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Nov 2010 22:43 #86641

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I was asked this question a while ago:
imtrying25 wrote on 18 Feb 2010 23:11:

And more important is, do you know how to drive a truck??

To date I have not replied. Why do you think I avoided answering this question?
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Nov 2010 22:55 #86643

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is it a touchy subject?

were you once disappointed that a truck driver did not wave back at you?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 25 Nov 2010 00:48 #86656

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du tah du tah du....  maybe I'll just sneak in here and noone will notice me.
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 25 Nov 2010 05:43 #86694

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 24 Nov 2010 15:38:

both are better than Potifar...


Zemmy, C'mon, your talking to a bunch of lust crazed fiends.  NOTHING IS BETTER THAN POTIFAR.  Tough!  Ask Yosef.  Word has it, I understand, he had a little bris problem with her.
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 30 Nov 2010 23:24 #87383

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Guys, imagine how the story would have been without Mrs. Potifar.


  • Would Yosef have ever reached his ultimate destiny?

  • Would he have been the Viceroy in Mitzraim?

  • Would Mitzraim (& the rest of the World) have survived the famine?

  • Would the Yidden have gone down to Mitzraim?

  • Would the Yidden have endured the Golus Mitzraim?

  • Would Midas Hayesod have been personified by someone else?

  • Would I have chosen the Username Yosef Hatzadik?



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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 30 Nov 2010 23:43 #87386

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When I got to the end of your post, I realized that . . .























YOU STOLE MY LINE!!!  > > > : ;D
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 30 Nov 2010 23:46 #87387

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We are all surprised that that you didn't edit it out of mine with that mighty stroke of yours!  ;D
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 30 Nov 2010 23:48 #87388

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Naftali Z wrote on 01 Nov 2010 10:26:

..... I was looking at an english Kitzur Shulchan Oruch, probably studying for a test, and found a strange sounding entry in the index. Looked it up - sure enough it was talking about exactly...
Stuart wrote on 01 Nov 2010 21:18:

.... I can specifically recall all the details where I was when I first read that siman in the English kitur shulchan orach.  ......
Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 02 Nov 2010 00:06:

The Kitzur Shulchan Aruch was my first eye-opener too! Boruch Hashem!
tomid besimcha wrote on 02 Nov 2010 14:53:

...Just reminded myself that the Kitzur shulchan Oruch was also my first eye-opener.....






And here is this:
[quote=" The Mashgiach, Harav Matisyahu Salamon Shlita]
"Whenever I visit a Yeshiva, any Yeshiva, I go to the Otzar & look at that Sefer. I look at the edges of the pages. They turn black if it was used often at that page....."
[/quote]
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 01 Dec 2010 06:13 #87430

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He's referring to kitzur shulchan aruch?
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 02 Dec 2010 17:42 #87682

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silentbattle wrote on 01 Dec 2010 06:13:

He's referring to kitzur shulchan aruch?

yes (heard so from Yosef Hatzadik )
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 02 Dec 2010 17:43 #87683

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[quote="Yosef Hatzadik" link=topic=1814.msg87388#msg87388 date=1291160936]
And here is this:
The Mashgiach, Harav Matisyahu Salamon Shlita]
wrote
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maybe it's from all the visiting mashgichim?....
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 02 Dec 2010 20:11 #87744

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Rabeinu Yona (?) explains the words 'Miut taanug, miut sicha' as a positive thing. We need a little bit of taanug & shmoozing. We cannot manage without it!

Boruch Hashem, we can get our taanug on GYE; we have no need to 'search' elsewhere.....
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